"Everyone's a V.I.P. to someone."

• Mark: Uno.
• Ms. Facundo: Mark, S.E.D.
• Mark: MISS, WHY?! I WASN'T SPEAKING ENGLISH.
• Everyone: Uh... DUH.
• Max: You do know that Tweety Bird is a boy, right?
• Cai: EH?!
• Max: Yeah...
• *After a few seconds*
• Cai: AHHHHH... 'cause he has a bird.
• Peach: "I know I'm not Einstein but I'm not Dumbo either!"
• (English time)
• Mark: Miss, what's a tin roof?
• Ms. Magbitang: It's a roof... Made out of tin.
• Tricia: I lack clabbing.
• Mark: Ben, what's a good Christmas gift for Christmas?
• Ben: Dude, I hate Bob.
• Carl: Dude, let's not talk about him. Sayang sa UNLITXT.
• *T&F talks, Tommy doesn't.*
• Trish: Tommy, why aren't you talking? And what is up with that face?!
• *We all look at Tommy, he has an ewan face.*
• Tommy: I'm stressed.
• "Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: If you're alive, it isn't." - Richard Bach
• "When you love somebody, there's never a deduction. If there is, it's not love." - Amethyst Po, Mom.
• Carl Ravanes: CONVINCING MY MOM IS LIKE
• Carl Ravanes: CONVINCING OBAMA TO GIVE HIS PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION to MCCAIN
• Maxine Bataclan: "what i love the most is that, we are all going to hell anyway, so why be good?"
• Ms. Facundo: Girls, are you finished?
• Mark: Yeeeees!
• *Walking out the aircraft door*
• *I drop my fork from Starbucks*
• Pinoy kid: Hahaha, bobo. (Stupid kid thinks I'm PURE Chinese)
• *I look back. And coincidentally, I get a call from my mom.*
• Ben: Mom! Yup, nakasakay ako, nandito na ako sa Manila... Tinawagan ko na si Kuya JR... Aryt, ingat mom.
• *Pinoy kid puts on a shocked face and goes to his family.*
• *Stuck in traffic 'cause of El Shaddai*
• Steph: Ano bayan, ba't may El Shaddai pa.
• Max: Ba't hindi sila pwede magdasal sa bahay
• *Ben rolls down the windows*
• Ben: WHY DON'T YOU GUYS JUST PRAY AT HOME. :)
• Tricia: NOT EVERYTHING WE CAN HAVE, I HATE BYOU.
• Max: OMG, SHE DAD(did)?!
• Kiara Opeda: IT'S SO SMOT. (Smooth + Soft)
• Ben: My uncle just died.
• Tricia: OMG. BELATED.